Google Business Profile · written, never managed
Your Google profile, written for you every Monday.
12 Mondays of finished words for your trade and your town. The post, the review replies, the question, the photo brief, the fix. 4 minutes with copy and paste and the week is done.
The season opens soon. Nothing on this page takes your money or your email.
He is not going to log in- Trade
- Plumbing and heating
- Trucks
- 4
- Reviews
- 137, at 4.6
- Profile last touched
- 2019
The problem
Your profile is half-built and you already know it.
The description is two sentences from 2019. The reviews sit unanswered. The photos stopped in 2022. Three reasons it stays that way.
- 01
The work is 15 minutes you never have.
You know the Maps three-pack is worth more than anything else you do. You are on a roof at 7am and in the truck at 6pm.
- 02
Everyone who calls about your profile is a scammer.
You get those calls every week. So anyone asking for access to your profile has already lost you, including the honest ones.
- 03
The tools hand you a login and a list of problems.
Agencies want a monthly retainer. Software gives you audits and rank charts, then leaves the writing to you. So it does not get done.
So the default is nothing, and the competitor two towns over who posts every week outranks you.
The refusal
We cannot touch your profile. That is the whole point.
No sign-in screen. No manager invite. No one here ever gets near your profile, because there is nothing to grant and no box to tick.
What looks like our limit is the reason to trust us. We are structurally incapable of publishing to your profile. You paste it yourself.
- 1Paste your profile into a 10-minute intake, once.
- 2Read the Monday email on your phone between jobs.
- 3Paste 5 blocks into your own profile. Close the phone.
Foreman wants to manage your Business Profile
- Edit your business information
- Post as your business
- Reply to your reviews
You will never see this screen from us
The Monday email
One email, 7am, same shape for 12 weeks.
The subject is always “Week N of 12”. Inside is the week’s work in the same order every time, so you never read it twice to find anything.
This is what a paste block looks like.
Bordered, mono, counted against Google’s limit. Press copy, paste it into your profile, move on. Nothing to approve and nothing to schedule.
The post in this one is real, written for a plumber in Tulsa. Take it if you want it.
Tulsa homeowners: if your water heater is more than 10 years old, this is the month to look at it. We pulled 3 units out of Midtown last week that had been leaking quietly into a garage slab. A 40-gallon gas swap takes us about 4 hours and the old tank leaves on the truck. We cover Brookside to Owasso and the owner answers the phone.
Week 1, first thing
Your own description, and ours underneath it.
No commentary, no score, no audit. You read both and you see the difference in 5 seconds. This is the part contractors describe to each other.
Yours
We are a family owned plumbing company serving the Tulsa area with over 20 years of experience. We offer a wide range of plumbing services for residential and commercial customers. Call today for a free quote.
Ours
Water heaters, sewer lines, gas lines and burst pipes for homes in Tulsa, Broken Arrow, Owasso and Bixby. Family owned since 2003, 4 trucks, and the owner answers the phone. Same-day water heater replacement most weekdays. We do not do septic tanks or well pumps.
The season
A season, not a subscription.
You pay $149 once. For the next 12 Mondays the week’s work arrives, written for your trade and your towns. No card is kept and there is nothing to cancel.
Read week 1. If it is not worth it, reply “refund” inside 14 days and the money goes back the same day. You keep week 1.
Week 1 lands about 10 minutes after you pay, not next Monday
One price, stated once
$149
paid once, no subscription
- 12 Mondays of the week's work
- Unlimited review replies by email
- No login, no password, no account
- Refund by reply inside 14 days
The season is not open yet. Copy the link and come back, or send it to a contractor who needs it.
Between Mondays
A bad review lands. You forward it. 3 replies come back.
Google emails you about a new review. You forward that email and get three ways to answer in the same thread: one short, one warm, one for when the customer is wrong.
If the review is a lie or a threat, we say so plainly and give you the one line to send Google instead.
Deliberately not here: an account, a password, a dashboard, a plan to choose, a chat bubble, a tour.
What you are actually buying
4 minutes on Monday, and a profile that stops looking abandoned.
No email is asked for on this page and nothing is charged. The season opens soon.